Is a Machine on the Fritz?

To start off the 2012 season Albert Pujols (The Machine) has struggled to hit home runs which is why he was offered a mega huge contract, regardless he can't hit the ball. He joined the Los Angels Angels from fee agency in the off season. He played with the St. Louis Cardinals for the first part of his career and has been considered the best player ever to play the game of baseball. Well recently he has bee told he is on the decline in this stage in his career and will never be the same. Even though it is early people are saying that he is done and can't play anymore. He isn't even really considered old at the age of 31. Anyway everyone is watching him closely to see if he will ever be the same. 

Cow escapes death!!

Watch the Video Here!!!:The COW!!!
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An 800 pound cow escaped a New Jersey slaughterhouse and swam across a nearby river, ran through the streets and avoided police and animal control for an hour. It ended and the cow got reprieved from death. As police and animal control attempted to corral the beast it escaped again and ran into a police car injuring 0 people. After the caught him once more they tranquilized the bovine and it fell asleep.
The cops and the owner of the slaughterhouse do not know how the animal got out, but they knew he knew what was in store for him. The owner of the slaughterhouse agreed to let the cow live and is being sent to a farm to live out the rest of its life.
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College Team and Pro Team Switching?

Last night the NCAA and NBA agreed to have the winner of Monday night Men Basketball championship join the NBA at the beginning of the 2012-2013 season, and the NBA team with the worst record to drop back down to the collegiate ranks. This decision was made after the NBA has had teams embarrassing  their association for years now. The teams competing in Mondays Championship game are number 1 overall seed Kentucky Wildcats and the Kansas Jayhawks. Both teams have multiple first round draft picks and have been told they can play with the big dogs of the NBA. Three teams in the NBA have been awful this year. The Sacramento Kings, Washington (DC) Wizards, and the New Orleans Hornets have been dogging it out for the worst team and can not seem to get passed the fact that they get payed the big bucks to play well. So these two organizations have made an agreement to change it up and see if ratings go up for their leagues. On a side note the NBA team will still be getting wages when they drop but face the humiliation of losing to a collegiate team.
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